President Trump This S*** Sticks … I Got TP’D!!!
President Trump‘s got a serious White House conspiracy on his hands — or, we should say his heel … because someone let him out in public with freakin’ toilet paper stuck to his shoe!
Ok, you can insert your own metaphor here — but this s**t really happened Thursday night as the leader of the free world boarded Air Force One … bound for his rally in Minnesota.
Sure, it’s hysterical to watch … over and over and over.
Still, we — along with Trump, we’re guessing — gotta wonder how the hell anyone around him let this happen. It’s almost like someone wants to make him look bad.